A Logistics Christmas Poem – Common Cargo

Since tomorrow is Christmas Eve, here’s a particular, early weblog. Common Cargo needs you all a merry Christmas with “A Logistics Christmas Poem” under and comfortable holidays with this image from our crew! 

 

 

My decision final revolution

was to seek out the easy answer

to the best logistical feat of all.

 

It simply can’t be proper

how in a single night time one would possibly

make the world appear so small.

 

Meticulous, ridiculous planning

Should go into world spanning,

but the duty nonetheless appears too tall.

 

How may one journey like a pilgrim

each nation giving kids

toys they couldn’t buy on the mall?

 

Then, as if to name us rookies,

he stops for milk and cookies!

How may he have time to stall?

 

So unfair to understand at air

with no solutions, I pull out my hair

What delivery professional would this not appall?

 

What’s extra, I ponder hour after hour

how reindeer rendered energy

could make that foolish sleigh not fall!

 

Desperation not masking when asking Prancer,

sure, I harassed her for a solution.

Even on my knees did I crawl!

 

Animus that the animal wouldn’t hear

(neither would Donner nor Blitzen),

I’d prefer to mount their antlered melons on the wall!

 

Oh, it’s weakened my will

having no secret nonetheless to mill

of how on each home he may name.

 

I gave all of it I obtained; any extra thought

and my thoughts would possibly rot!

It’s sufficient to make a freight forwarder bawl.

 

For the situation of this logistician,

I quit and name him a magician

to ship that big haul.

 

He’s the best shipper,

that previous reindeer whipper!

Santa Claus, take a curtain name.

 

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